balls


okay so i wrote the next 2011 world cup anthem... i can't say 'rugby world cup' or i will get sued...

BALLS 

you better fuckin' win it
you bunch of fuckin' poofters
you better not lose it again
'cause the whole country's counting on you

the fate of the nation
rests on those bulked up shoulders
as you swan round in your undies
we just want you to play some rugby

as the taxpayer funds
your new fields, your stadiums
you sit around eating weatbix
you better not fuck it up you overpaid pack of dicks

go easy on the feelers
'casue they didn't write that shitty old song
but i can tell you right here right now
you won't catch me singing along

i gave up caring long ago
and thats sad cause the all blacks were once my heroes
it makes me sad to think we've had our day
and captain kirk and his boys 
are now just history

come on you blokes you can do it
grow some balls and get on with it
train until you are puking
every kiwi kid will be watching
break some bones and bust some heads
then raise that cup above you head