i can't bake but...



... if i could i'd bake this fer sure...

sweet dreams



okay, so i finally got around to making my first ever short film over the weekend... it stars wilco and bebe, my kids, and is about a young boy, lost in dreams of tea and lot's and lot's of sugar, he awakes to find his sweetest dreams could actually come true...

it's for the twinings tea short film competition, so hence the theme of tea drinking and the box of twinings at the end...

this was a lot of fun to make so it won't be our last film we all make together i'm sure...


Sweet Dreams by Edward Gains from edward gains on Vimeo.

no it's not me...



i don't like seafood... but it is the singer from the band fucked up who somebody told me i looked like once...

check them out...

that's incredible



this is amazing... how the hell she can do this i don't know... i would have thought it would be totally painful on your toes to do this... but it looks pretty real...

if this was in the 80's she would have wound up on the tv show that's incredible for sure... do you remember that show? with the hosts john davidson, fran tarkenton and cathy lee crosby... that, along with the incredible hulk, CHiP's and knight rider, was my favorite show... i always wanted a that's incredible jacket... it was silver and from memory the wording was written on an angle on the back in that great typeface called cooper... you just cannot find them anywhere though... even a picture on the internet is impossible to find...

anybody got one they wanna sell?

one of these things is not like the other



i wonder how many folks come up to the guy in the middle and say "hey, aren't you in zz top?"

zz top rule... i have always wanted a fluffy guitar... teamed with a huge beard that would have kept me nice and toasty on those lonely dunedin nights... i can't believe i never thought to do that...



check out this celebrity rock star guitar website i found...

come into my evil lair



that cat looks sooooooo evil...

tim burton dot com



fuck i fucking love the internet... i was just sitting there thinking i wonder if tim burton has a website... and sure enough he does... and as you might imagine it's cool as all fuck... navigate stain boy through the amazing gallery of art... this man can do no wrong in my eyes...

www.timburton.com