holey f@#k
this mother of all sinkholes opened up in guatemala and ate up a three story building after massive a tropical storm... if it was a hospital that was on that spot there and on duty was doctor hone ropata from shortland street, and somebody said "you're not in guatemala now, dr. ropata", then in this case, he most likely wouldn't be... he'd be at the centre of the earth... he'd be in hell...