weird disease of the week



okay so this guy has gone to the smurf village and done something he shouldn't have with one of the smurfs and now he's paying for the consequences of his actions... he'd have to go home now and admit to his lover that he's had an affair with a smurf... i'm not sure if any relationship could last after such a betrayal...

either that or the evil sorcerer gargamel has used this guy as a test subject to try out this new potion he's invented that's meant to change you into a smurf... hoping that once he's changed himself into a smurf he can then infiltrate the village and turn all the smurfs against each other... so lucky for him he tried it on somebody else before he tried it on himself because it obviously ain't workin'...

i once came runner-up in a smurf story writing competition when they used to sell smurfs at the BP petrol stations in the 80's... i used to have quite the smurf collection i'll have you know...